This parody video from the good people at Jest, shows off some of the potential paid models that may stop the bottom from falling out of the Facebook share price.
Some of these well-structured, and reasonably priced paid membership plans are worth considering.
With a Friends-Plus account, Jake Gyllenhaall is required to comment on every photo you post. That would be well worth the $9.99 a month. Especially if his pleas for rescue from the clutches of Facebook become more desperate.
The Business-Plus account could be a sound investment for those aspiring to climb the corporate ladder. Your photos will be photoshopped to make it appear that you were working all weekend. That will make it worthwhile being friends with all those people from work. A promotion is sure to follow.
With a paid membership model this robust, I’m surprised it hasn’t been snapped up by a ‘certain CEO who wants to be a 20-billionaire before he turns 28″.