In this video from bizi, Simon the magician and his eyebrows look very, very pleased with their ability to turn a fiver into a fifty.
That’s what every business needs to do – turn fivers into fifties.
Could sleight-of-hand Simon be the real reason Australia has maintained its triple A credit rating long after other countries’ economies have gone down the pooper?
Should we loan him out to Greece, Spain and Portugal, or shall we just keep him all to ourselves and buy lots of shoes? And maybe a pony?
You know you want to. Tsk, selfish.