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Here’s the worst Internet start-up pitch. Ever.


Good parody is hilariously true. This send-up of online entrepreneurship, courtesy of CollegeHumor.com, hits all the right notes about the worst aspects of Internet-based start-ups.

And while the rapid patter of the two pitchmen is too jammed with choice lines to pick out our favorite (OK, OK, here’s one: The name of their company “came in a fever dream from my grandfather on his death bed”), what really grabbed us were the 5-Hour Energy bottles. Who actually drinks that stuff?

So, carve out a couple minutes of your hectic day, watch this video and marvel at how many times you’ve heard something like this in real life.

Worst start-up pitch. Ever.