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The corporate spin FAIL of the year so far

June 2, 2009 | By Paul Ryan

Oh Mars! Really?

In this day and age, do corporate spin machines really think that if they spin the truth to Orwellian proportions we’ll either be completely hoodwinked or go along with it because, well, it’s all part of the game? What do they think this is, politics?

Mars Snackfoods, makers of the popular confectionery Mars Bar, announced on the weekend that it would be reducing the size of Mars Bars from 60g to 53g, making it 11.6 percent lighter. The price, however, will remain the same.

But rather than being honest and declaring to the world that, ‘Hey, times are tough. We’re reducing our product size as a reaction to difficult market conditions,’ (a line that would hardly be greeted with outrage or even surprise in the current climate), Mars came out with a laughable line about how they are taking this action in the interests of consumer health – to fight the obesity epidemic.

Firstly, Mars, ahhh… you sell chocolate bars. You might have seen McDonald’s harried into offering a “healthy options” menu, but the difference is Maccas came up with new, healthier products. They didn’t make Big Macs 11 percent smaller, charge the same and pat themselves on the back.

When tobacco companies downsize a packet of cigarettes but not the price, they don’t send out a press release claiming that it is because they’ve decided to save lives.

If your local pub can downsize its schnitzel counter meal without the need for smoke and mirrors, why did Mars feel the need to stage this meticulously choreographed side-show?

Yes, yes, Mars will be reducing the price of some of the other 89 chocolate products that will also be downsized. And the company is even making the anti-obesity spin easier to stomach by introducing clearer nutritional labelling and removing artificial colours and flavours from Mars, Snickers and Milky Way.

But the most telling evidence that this is all merely reverse-engineered spin, that this decision is all about the mighty dollar, is that the story was released in time for the weekend. In the popular NBC television show The West Wing, CJ and the White House communications team referred to the common tactic of dumping inconvenient news to the press late on Friday, when reporters are busy making plans ahead of a lull in the media cycle, as “taking out the garbage”.

It’s not necessarily a bad thing to want to increase your profit or avoid losses. It’s the nature of capitalism. But please don’t dress up commercial decisions to this end as crusading social do-gooding.

Mars, if you want to be seen as fighting obesity, you have three options. 1. Stop making chocolate bars. 2. Stop promoting your chocolate bars. 3. Launch a charitable program to promote exercise and good dietary habits, especially among children.

If none of these options are appealing, at least lay off the sugary spin. The rest of us aren’t buying it.

Photo: Dan Taylor (Flickr)

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  • http://www.bowespr.com Chris Bowes

    I heard about this two weeks ago from a checkout attendant at Woolworths. She warned me that the Mars bar I was buying was about to get smaller — for the same price. Rather than explain it as a reaction to tough times (obviously she didn’t buy the anti-obesity spin), she thought it was yet another example of corporate greed. So Mars has already succeeded in alienating its own sales representatives. Nice one!

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  • aramari

    You’re too nice to be an antagonist Paul.

    And yes, this is pathetic spin. Cascade were forced to return to it’s original size after a customer strike decimated their sales.

    I feel some sympathy towards Cascade, they had a bottle size that was a legacy of decades which didn’t correlate to their current positioning as a semi-premium product. Now they’re stuck with it. But to reduce size without compensating customers is poor brand management.

    I’ve noticed many food items have reduced in size in recent years, no doubt a result of higher input costs.

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  • http://www.anthillonline.com Paul Ryan

    One wonders whether the minds behind this ‘repositioning’ actually deem it a success… internally. Or whether they are currently wandering through the hall of mirrors (ie – having a good hard look at themselves).

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  • http://www.dailyscoop.com.au Webguru

    Well, well, we have suddenly learned that the bars had artificial colouring – because they mention they are “reducing” them… would not be better to remove them completely..?!?
    And BTW -the size recuction with maintaining the same price is happening everywhere. 20 years ago spirit bottles used to be 750ml, same size as wine bottles, and then in unison globally they changed to 700ml. Wine bottles will eventually follow suit. Beer bottles went from 375ml to all sorts like 335ml, same with Strongbow which is now in thinner looking bottles of smaller size. So nothing new – the only thing that would stop the companies doing it, because there is cost associated with change in packaging, would be the customer revolt – not likely to happen in most cases. But if government introduces the mandatory per unit price display in supermarkets then everyone would see the price rising… My guess is many products will change packaging just before that change goes through!

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  • http://www.twitter.com/FelineBred FelineBred

    You know what? Mars was already one of the better chocolate bars for total fat content. They should know that, and should have stepped up their marketing on that element rather than reducing their size.

    They might as well have said that it will reduce the carbon emissions as they’ll be able to transport more bars without increasing transport.

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  • http://www.stevenpam.com.au Steven Pam

    Paul,

    This reminded me of two other entertaining examples of out of control corporate spin (there’s a pun in there somewhere, but never mind) –

    The first is Coles Supermarkets’ reasonably benign use of a silly corporate euphemism at their checkouts when the word “closed” would do: “Let us serve you at another checkout”. This reminds me of the age-old parent’s trick…
    Child: “Can I have one of those new healther Mars Bars, please, Mum?”
    Mother: “You can have one on the weekend”

    The second example took place in the UK recently and is a PR person’s worst nightmare. Neal’s Yard, a vendor of herbal an homeopathic supplies, agreed to answer readers’ questions on the Guradian’s Ethical Living Blog. The resulting comment stream is a tirade of hard-hitting questions about homeopathy and ethics… and in the end Neal’s Yard declined to even turn up – making them look all the dodgier.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/ethicallivingblog/2009/may/26/you-ask-neals-yard-remedies

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  • http://hobartdaily.com Greg

    Spin is in obviously but Mars bars are now out at my place!

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    Stu Reply:

    Come on Greg – give me a break – so do you not eat Vegemite , Peanut Butter , bread , laundry detergent , or toilet paper

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