How to become a Key Person of Influence

img

Beware of the Fake Marketer

May 30, 2011 | By Jo Macdermott

Imagine if someone with zilch professional experience and zero qualifications operated a business in your area of expertise claiming they were an industry expert. Better still, you meet them at a function and they have no shame in telling you who they are and what they do.

Are you seething at just the thought of it?

This is how I feel each time I meet someone with a made-up job title, who has worked their way around sales or managerial roles into what they then describe as a “marketing” role.

In short, it makes me irate. Not only because they are taking jobs away from professionals (like me and possibly you), but because they are leaving business owners in the lurch with their second-rate service and incomplete plans. It is just plain rude.

The fakes

I’ve dubbed these individuals (ones with no qualifications and professional experience) as ‘fake marketers’ and I am on a mission to destroy their disguise once and for all. Since their greatest ‘super power’ is deceit, an education campaign is their kryptonite.

To those graphic designers who think they’re marketers, sales professionals who don’t understand the difference between the two and admin assistants who found their way into marketing roles, your time to be exposed is now.

How do they fool us?

Fake marketers rely on the fact that very few people actually know exactly what marketing is and how much time and effort is involved. It’s a complex process and is becoming even more. For example, where was social media ten years ago?

Next time you’re shopping around for a real marketer to help you with your business, run over this checklist to see if they stand the test:

  • They have a brand
  • You believe their branding is effective
  • Their brand is registered
  • There is an obvious business mindedness about them
  • They have discussed social networking as a marketing tool
  • They offer constructive criticism on your marketing plans
  • You have not been asked to pay 100% up front
  • You have not been asked to sign over copyright
  • You have not been asked to sign a long-term contract
  • The price seems realistic

If you can’t tick each of the items on this list, reconsider your choice and start again, because no marketing consultant worth their weight would consider deviating away from any of these things.

It is simply not worth risking your precious time and money when there are many serious professionals out there who would meet not only these criteria, but exceed your expectations with their plans and ideas.

How do we avoid them?

Here are my tips for avoiding the fakes:

  • Get educated: Education is the fake’s kryptonite, so arm yourself with extensive research on marketing and discover what exactly marketing consultants should be doing for you and your business.
  • Shop around: Do so with a checklist and some ideas of what you want marketing to do for your business. If you don’t feel that a candidate will meet your goals, move on and don’t be afraid to express your feelings.
  • Remember, you’re hiring somebody: Don’t ever forget that you are hiring someone, so treat it like a job interview and be confident in the fact that you know what you want.
  • Keep control: Some marketing fakes use intimidation tactics to cover up their lack of knowledge but you should feel completely in control of an initial consultation and every consultation thereafter.

And last but not least… good luck with your hunt!

Jo Macdermott heads up Next Marketing, a Melbourne based ‘outsourced marketing department’. Jo is also Certified Practicing Marketer (CPM), which is the Australian Marketing Institutes (AMI) professional accreditation program for the Marketing Industry, and doesn’t mind telling anyone who’ll listen… especially the fakes!

Learn from Threadless, Etsy, BoingBoing and more

Want an ad like this?

Gvivid Learn from Threadless, Etsy, BoingBoing and morelobal creative industry leaders are coming to Sydney for Vivid (25 May- 11 June).  Find out how to harness crowd funding; predict the next shift in tech adoption; explore the DNA of startups; turn failure into success. Most events free or under $30.

www.vividsydney.com

  • Lucky_cocoa_bean

    I am studying public relations at uni, many people have dropped out because they think they can learn PR and Marketing on the job, or question why PR is important, however the gap is that us people with a degree have been taught strategy. so when you hire a PR or Marketing consultant request a communication/marketing plan.

    [Reply]

    Jo Macdermott Reply:

    that is very disappointing, there is much to learn on the job, however a degree is a very important foundation.  All the best.

    [Reply]

  • Jen Bishop

    Jo, Bravo!! I love it. What a beautifully sharp assessment. My last corporate job, I joked in my interview about some people believing marketing was “the department of colouring in”.
    The reality is that some who have come from a product/sales driven industry dont have the education to understand the discipline of customer insight, segmentation and measurement.

    And yes Marketing is like studying Economics, Commerce, Psychology and even Law. There re  range of fundamental insights including accounting, statistics, research, consumer behaviour, Competitive Strategy and Trade Practices Act. Not to mention being conversant with Privacy Law, the Spam Act and compliance issues.

    Sales is not Marketing nor is graphic design or making things pretty. Its a thought process that is analytical, creative and strategic. Thanks Jo !!!

    [Reply]

    Jo Macdermott Reply:

    Thanks Jen, i like your final analogy, very accurate and powerful.  cheers

    [Reply]

  • Mat Fitzgerald

    Nice article Jo, but I must say that the reason that fake marketers get away with it is for a few reasons:

    - marketers have spent far too long being manipulators (hence our bad reputation as a conglomerate).
    - Marketing, as a service, is very difficult to assess from the outside. Consultants and agencies tend to have a real sameness in how they present. Basically: 1) here are our services, 2) we are very good at these services 3) here are some clients of ours.
    The skill of presenting marketing services is a form of marketing, and these fake marketers are very good at it. Your article is a great first step in addressing this.
    They epitomize the all style-no substance approach to life. But they succeed in their mission of extracting cash from those who need help. This should not be about exposing fakes so much as clearly showing everyone what a good marketer is.

    But I’d also add one more point to the criteria:
    “a real marketer listens first, and speaks second. Information gathering is essential to providing good advice”

    Thanks for that, very good read.

    [Reply]

    Jo Macdermott Reply:

    Hi Mat – I really like “a real marketer listens first, and speaks second”.  Thanks for your note.  cheers

    [Reply]

  • Mark Wheatley

    That’s an interesting post as a marketer my thoughts on the matter are simply this.

    Its results that count within a budget and acceptable time frame. The system that I use to help people with their inbound marketing, has lots of information about where the sources of the traffic comes from, how many leads etc. In short you can measure ROI.

    There is no hiding from results, so when you are choosing someone to help you with your marketing ask them for examples of their results and if you are serious about dealing with them see if you can talk to some of their past clients.

    Mark Wheatley

    http://www.integrated-marketing.co.uk

    [Reply]

  • Steve Fontanot

    Some really great points, Jo. It frustrates us to no end in our particular industry. Experiential marketing is often seen as a ‘new’ communications channel, and a lot of unqualified companies have sprung up over the last 2 years – preying on those who have yet to conduct marketing campaigns of this nature. What they often fail to see is the marketing strategy that’s involved – and that it’s not just about creating an event, or handing out a can of drink. They don’t know how to link a brands core values to the campaign.

    Unfortunately, unqualified companies across the board achieve one thing – they completely devalue the work of the more capable companies. Having said this, the shonky operators are usually weeded out – not always, but often. Education is key – shop around. If a marketing / communications agency wants to talk more about where your brand is heading, rather than where your brand is heading for this one and only campaign, they are thinking long term – that’s what you want from a true partner. They should want to work alongside you, not simply provide the answers on a Powerpoint presentation.

    It’s interesting that it seems people often spend more time choosing their phone carrier, than they would a company to work on one of their biggest assets – their brand.

    Thanks again for the article.

    Cheers,
    Steve Fontanot
    Director
    Chieftain Communications Pty Ltd
    http://www.chieftaincomms.com.au

    [Reply]

    Jo Macdermott Reply:

    Thanks Steve, some very wise words there.  cheers

    [Reply]

blog comments powered by Disqus

Find Us on facebook

Latest Video

Happy birthday YouTube. Check out how this one crazy idea changed our world [VIDEO]

an you believe it? YouTube is seven years old. It seems like only yesterday that it had just a few thousand videos. Yet, it’s also one of those strange situations where it’s hard to remember life before YouTube.

More>>

Latest Comments

Ant Mart

Anthill Amabassadors

Marketing & Media

Sponsored by Google

What do you know about Google AdWords? This hub was developed to answer the questions you already have, and those you haven’t thought yet to ask.

More>>

thumb

Tech & Innovation

Sponsored by AusIndustry

AusIndustry is a specialist program delivery division within the Department of Innovation, Industry, Science and Research.

More>>

thumb

Anty-Climax

Sponsored by Antmart

It’s a group buying site specifically created for entrepreneurs and business builders.

More>>

thumb

Growth & Export

Sponsored by How to become a Key Person of Influence

Key People enjoy a special status in their chosen field because they are well connected, well known, well regarded and highly valued.

More>>

thumb

Upcoming Events

MAY
29

Want more leads and customers? Half day event to get big outcomes from a little budget.

Have you ever wondered… Why every industry has only a few businesses that thrive and get more leads? And they don’t suffer from cash flow problems or lack of leads, even when there is an ‘economic downturn’. They don’t have to ‘push’ or make stacks of cold calls.

More>>

MAY
22

WEBINAR: How to turn your knowledge into products… and build a global empire in your underpants!

This webinar is all about how to unlock your valuable industry knowledge and turn it into a product. It’s about how to increase the value of your business and take control of its future.

More>>